| K: | one of my best friends clare thinks you are a "sexyazzmofo" |
|---|---|
| G: | bhaha silly girl |
| K: | I feel like your whole low confidence thing must be a joke. you have no idea how many of my friends have been asking who you are because they think you're so cute/hot/sexyazzmofo |
| G: | stop being silly babes |
| K: | I'm being serious! bitches be asking if you're single |
| G: | hopefully you said yes |
| K: | I did. I also described your naked body in full detail and gave a second by second description of your sexual prowess. then I started the bidding at $1,000 and finally sold you to the highest bidder for $2,000,000 |
| G: | wow |
| K: | I know. |
